Craigslist-- for gently used futons, jailbroken iPhones and shirtless Congressmen. Rawr!

Congressman Chris Lee, you STUD, you! Unfortunately what you make up for in looks and self-portrait skills, you obviously lack in the common sense department. Fit? Sure. Fun? Oh, I'm sure you're a barrel of monkeys. Classy? Dude. You're picking up chicks on CRAIGSLIST. I can't look at a car without getting scammed and you want to pick up a mistress? You fail.
I'm sure you dream of a day when successful politicians finally have an outlet to meet attractive young women without their pesky wives, families or contingents getting in their business. Perhaps one day a matchmaking website will boast, "Seven out of ten matches lead to successful love affairs" and entice sleazy men to try a free trial for 30 days. Ooo! I even have a sample profile for you...

Heya ladies! I'm a semi-successful former congressman from the great state of New York. I've recently come across an abundance of free-time and I'm looking for someone special to spend it with ;) My turn offs include gun control, universal health care and romantic comedies. My turn-ons include fiscal responsibility and a fine cognac. If you're a young, attractive woman looking to have a good time, give me a call ;)

I'm sure you'll get some hits, Mr. Congressman. But you may want to hold off on the public profile photo until the divorce is final. ;)