My brother sends me the best text messages. This is my favorite conversation so far today:
Matt: You might not want to talk to me. That military helicopter just buzzed over our house again. I think I'm being investigated for something.
Me: Been looking at weird websites? The Patriot Act will get you.
Matt: Straight out of 1984, the thought police are on my ass.
headworms [hed wurmz]: -noun, chronic condition causing the sufferer to behave beyond the bounds of logic and common sense.
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